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iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

mullingayr:

I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ

piercelopez:

there are two types of crushes:

1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better”

2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me

there is no in between

its-misha-bitch:

thestrangesherlcokian:

youcanttakethetardisfromme:

frickmyphone:

IS MURDER ILLEGAL IF IT HAPPENS ON THE MOON

THE MOON IS UNDER GALACTIC PROTECTION, THEREFORE NO NATION OR GOVERNMENT POWER CAN CLAIM JURISDICTION OR POWER OVER IT.  SO NO, THERE IS NO HUMAN LAW AGAINST MURDER ON THE MOON.  BUT I THINK THE PEOPLE THAT LIVE THERE WOULD BE UPSET

THANK YOU TUMBLR

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